"I now realize that lying was wrong. I just don't understand how to get what I want without a tiny little fib. I never meant to make it such a mess. I just wanted Zoe to notice me. How did you get what you wanted?" asked Evan.
"Well for me, I just followed a book: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. I don't think there is a book for your problem," replied J.
"I just never fit in. I always felt like I was waving through a window, and no one was waving back at me."
"And I was a window washer. Listen, kid, you just gotta find someone to give you advice about this."
"Well, I was hoping for that person to be you. You were a nobody, and now you're Chairman of the Board. You have a happy marriage with Rosemary, and seriously considering a Presidential run. That's what want. I want to be successful. I want to be happy."
J. shifted in his chair. "Kid, I'm not the right guy for this. If you want a way to get to the top of business, that's what you ask me for. I can't get you friends or even girlfriends. That's all on you."
Evan sighed. "Well, who do you think could help me with this?"
"There are tons of people who can help you with tons of things. Jean can help you turn your life around. Arnold Cunningham can help see things a different way. Maybe Bobby; he's all about getting married. He's somewhere in New York. Why don't you go find him? You know Amy, right? She should know where he is."
"Thanks a lot, J. I think I'll be able to put everything back together."
"Hey, that thing you said not too long ago. The thing like 'today you're you, and that's enough' thing. That's really true. So go out there, and be yourself, and that's enough."
"Thanks, J. Good luck on your campaign."
"Be good out there, kid. Who knows? I bet there's someone waving back at you, and you just haven't seen it."
NOTE: This dialogue is what I think would be said if two of my favorite musical theatre characters met: Evan Hansen (from Dear Evan Hansen) and J. Pierrepont Finch (from How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying)